Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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