Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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