Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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