I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
