I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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