Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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