you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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