My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
