I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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