awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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