we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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