if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
