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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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