Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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