White coat. Heels.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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