All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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