You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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