that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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