what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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