There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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