Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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