Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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