I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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