i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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