His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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