pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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