And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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