Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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