i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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