Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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