Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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