Plan B is the new Plan A
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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