You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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