I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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