Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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