Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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