check it out our google latitudes are spooning
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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