you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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