Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
you never un-have a 4some
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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