All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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