I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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