Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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