yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
last night I used snow as a chaser
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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