you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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