Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Randomize