At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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