A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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