why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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