the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
