Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
