we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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