But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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