at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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