I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm really busy with my period
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